• WARD CHURCHILL GETS FIRED

By El Marco

The first, very long chapter of the Ward Churchill saga ended this afternoon as just about everybody — including Churchill — had predicted: He was fired from his job as ethnic studies professor at the University of Colorado.


WARD’S STUDENT POSSE

“We’re his students, and we’re here for solidarity.” They brought all of the protest signs, and chained smoked while they waited for their hero.

His scholarship IS about politics, not scholarship.


PINK MAN POSING AS RED MAN?

I wanted to go see Ward on his last day as faculty on the payroll of the Colorado taxpayers.


I LOVE MY WHITE GUY LAWYER

“Ward, why the plastic pipes?”
He replied “Maybe I’ll do a little jousting”

Ward Posing with his Pipes

Basking in Glow of Fifty Cameras

El Marco Question Wipes Smile Off Ward’s Face

“Why do the Native Americans say you were never a member of their tribe? Why did you lie on your application when you joined CU Boulder?” “Ward, if you’re fired today, will you move to Cuba?” Facing most of the camera crews of Colorado, El Marco asks “did you commit fraud when you stated you are a Native American?” “Why have you never responded to the tribal elders who claim you are not one of them?”Churchill exits stage left, into the Regents meeting.


ALL OF WARD’S SUPPORTERS
I counted thirteen of them.

...but not before Daddy pays my tuition.
SMASH THE F$@#K OUT OF CAPITALISM…
but not until Daddy pays my tuition.



BONG BOY SUPPORTS CHURCHILL

This guy appeared so stoned I thought he stopped breathing for about half an hour. Note crystal around neck.

Do you Speak Zappa-tista?

I spoke with a number of students and the subject of Chiapas and the Zapatistas kept coming up. “No, I haven’t been to Chipas, but I wanna go.” “The Eichmann comment was taken out of context…America kills millions on every continent.” D’ya think they learned that from Churchill?